Episode #15: Inaudible Air Quotes

In the riveting season finale of Just The Tip, Amy and Paul discuss quirks.

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  • This episode features an appropriately heartrending theme song courtesy of friend-of-the-show Todd Ryan.

  • More than you ever wanted to know about drinking straws.

  • Amy’s straw of choice, IKEA’s Sommarfint.

  • A completely reliable source from the Internet, verifying that Taco Bell’s “meat” comes from garbage bags:

    ”Taco Bell does…use the lowest quality of meat possible, which also makes it the most affordable. From the information I found, the beef is shipped to locations in 12×8″ clear plastic bags which come in boxes of roughly 20 bags or so. The meat is pre-cooked, and reheated using boiling water. After it’s heated the bag is split open and the meat is put into large metal containers and scooped out as needed.”

  • Someone else’s photo of a gum-cuttin‘ Wynn toothbrush. The Internet is amazing!

    A gum-cutting Wynn toothbrush

    Image via unseeliequeen.

  • E-ZPass is an electronic toll-collection system in the Northeastern United States.

  • The Fracture Photo Swap™ is a joint trademark of Fracture, Inc and Just The Tip Enterprises, LLC. Play it with your friends!

  • That’s it for season one, but we’ll be back for season two in 2014. To get word of the beginning of season two, be sure to follow us on Twitter or subscribe via iTunes or RSS. Stay tuned!


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First Aired: Monday, October 21st, 2013

Episode #14: Pet Hates

In this very special episode of Just The Tip, Amy and Paul discuss things that annoy them.

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First Aired: Monday, October 7th, 2013

Episode #13: The Boss’s Nips

In this very special episode of Just The Tip, Amy and Paul discuss photographs, Amy’s fantastic mother, and a whole lot of Danny Devito.

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SHOW NOTES

  • This episode features yet more of the musical stylings of friend-of-the-show Todd Ryan.

  • Bruce Springsteen’s amazing nipples.

  • The Sinbad Picture:

    Paul, Ammo the Amoeba, and Sinbad

  • David Adkins, AKA Sinbad, has had some tax problems.

  • The seminal film Houseguest on IMDB, where it features a 5.6 star rating.

  • ”Eat her face, eat her face!”

    Amy's mother kissing a dolphin

  • *Ring-Ring* We have Amy’s mother on the line:

    Amy's Mother Chewing Tea Bags

  • Paul’s current contact photo for Amy:

    Amy with her most prized possession

  • A bathroom photo; Hand towels:

    The photo in action

  • Celebrity Medley Photo #1:

    Incorrectly Gendered Driver's License

    Fat Elvis

  • Celebrity Medley Photo #2:

    The Return of Pete Rose's skivvies

    Pete Rose in his underwear.

  • Celebrity Medley Photo #3:

    A Fake Fat Johnny Depp

    Fat Johnny Depp, via Jeremy Enke.

  • Celebrity Medley Photo #4:

    Steve Buscemi

    Steve Buscemi. We’re sorry, Steve.

  • Celebrity Medley Photo #5:

    Danny Devito's Ass

    Danny Devito’s Ass

  • Glenn Howerton’s Reddit Ask Me Anything, source of the haunting phrase “Danny Devito’s Actual Asshole”.

  • The only acceptable swimsuit for Danny Devito.

  • Danny Devito’s drunken appearance on The View.

  • Danny Devito’s Limoncello, which he actually apparently started pitching after his drunken appearance on The View.


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First Aired: Monday, September 30th, 2013

Episode #12: Never Take The Tunnel

In this very special episode of Just The Tip, Amy and Paul discuss the biggest little city in the world, Las Vegas.

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SHOW NOTES

  • This episode features still more of the musical stylings of friend-of-the-show Todd Ryan.

  • Three of the four Mexican Elvises:

    3 of the 4 Mexican Elvises

    Photograph courtesy A. Gruber.

  • The fascinating life of Steve Wynn.

  • Steve Wynn’s forty million dollar elbow.

  • The official scale of Vegas drunkenness:

    • Level 1: Tipsy

    • Level 2: Heels in Hand

    • Level 3: Wheelchair Wasted

    • Level 4: Wheelchair Wasted With A Bag

    • Level 5: Stretcher Wasted

    • Level 6: Dead

  • The nightmarish giant goddamned singing frog:

    The frog

    Photograph courtesy P. Kafasis.

  • A horrifying video of the aforementioned frog in action.


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First Aired: Monday, September 23rd, 2013

Episode #11: Parenting for Dummis

In this very special episode of Just The Tip, Paul teaches Amy about proper parenting.

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First Aired: Monday, September 16th, 2013

Episode #10: A Stench-Induced Myocardial Infarction

In this very special episode of Just The Tip, Amy and Paul discuss fitness.

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SHOW NOTES

  • This episode features the musical stylings of friend-of-the-show Todd Ryan.

  • Follow up from our Just The Theme Songs fan.

  • A healthy use for spite.

  • Amy’s excitement should really have convinced you to take five minutes and watch the original Prancercise video.

  • Everything you ever needed to know about Prancercise.

  • Relinked from episode #5, it’s the Crestbulance ringtone.

  • Female:

    Incorrectly Gendered Driver's License

  • Learn all about the undoubtedly-ripped Sisyphus.

  • Paul’s face when Amy told him she’d done hot yoga:

    Incorrectly Gendered Driver's License


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First Aired: Monday, September 9th, 2013

Episode #9: Drunk on Rum Cake

In this very special episode of Just The Tip, Amy and Paul discuss “pleasure” cruising on the high seas.

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First Aired: Monday, August 26th, 2013

Episode #8: Row-Butts Getting Lucky

In this very special episode of Just The Tip, Amy and Paul dissect music from the summer of 2013.

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SHOW NOTES

  • This episode features yet another listener-submitted theme courtesy of friend-of-the-show Todd Ryan. Amazing!

  • DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince’s “Parents Just Don’t Understand”.

  • Dr. Seaver’s incredibly rectangular head:

    Classy

  • The uncensored, breast-filled version of Robin Thicke’s “Blurred Lines”.

  • The boastful balloons, as well as censored naked girl:

    Classy

  • The (former) Joe Paterno statue:

    You'll feel a little poke.

  • Daft Punk’s unavoidable “Get Lucky”.

  • The full Colbert v. Punk story, as well as the hilarious
    Get Lucky sequence starring Henry Kissinger.

  • Jay-Z raps for six hours straight at the Chelsea Gallery.

  • Evidence from the Beyoncé Birthers.

  • Darius Rucker’s cover of “Wagon Wheel”.

  • The Wikipedia page for Hootie and the Blowfish, with no page for poor Dean Felber.

  • The as-yet-uncreated Wikipedia pages for Amy Jane and Paul.


First Aired: Monday, August 19th, 2013

Episode #7: Paging Dr. Depp to the Obstetrics Wing

In this very special episode of Just The Tip, Amy and Paul discuss awkward interactions.

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SHOW NOTES

  • This episode features another listener-submitted theme courtesy of friend-of-the-show Todd Ryan.

  • Mike Doughty’s current tour, including private on-bus concerts.

    Gettin' Awkward with Mike Doughty

  • Bobby Slayton, “The Pit Bull of Comedy”.

  • On opting out of the TSA’s nudie cancer scans.

  • Johnny Depp’s purple gloves, suitable for chocolate-making and pelvic exams:

    The purple examination gloves


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First Aired: Monday, August 12th, 2013

Episode #6: Shorts Friends

In this very special episode of Just The Tip, Amy and Paul discuss Philadelphia, AKA the “Steel City”.

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First Aired: Monday, August 5th, 2013

Episode #5: Louse Got Your Tongue?

In this very special episode of Just The Tip, Amy and Paul attempt to ridicule the fears right out of one another.

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First Aired: Monday, July 29th, 2013

Episode #4: A Big Giant Fancy Baby in the Sky

In this very special episode of Just The Tip, Amy and Paul discuss flying.

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First Aired: Monday, July 22nd, 2013

Episode #3: Neighbo(u)rs

In this very special episode of Just The Tip, Amy and Paul discuss the people next door.

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SHOW NOTES

  • Mick Jagger is indeed a knight, despite the Queen’s snub.

  • A picture of the infamous crooked shade:

    Amy's crooked shade

    Photograph courtesy A. Gruber.

  • A (not quite) bald-headed Harrison Ford movie, coming soon to a theatre near you.

  • The Rolling Stones’ Officially Authorised Authorized video for Neighbours Neighbors.


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First Aired: Monday, July 15th, 2013

Episode #2: Pete Rose’s Underpants

In this very special episode of Just The Tip, Amy and Paul discuss famous people.

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First Aired: Monday, July 8th, 2013

Episode #1: But Not By Blood

In this very special debut episode of Just The Tip, Amy and Paul discuss the burden of family.

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Subscribe in iTunes to catch every episode of this hot new series.


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First Aired: Monday, July 1st, 2013